February 2012
Sometimes I make such stupid mistakes like...
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Come on to my tumblr
A month old gif of mine has now begun to blow up. Lol
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To the person who said black people can't be...
he or she said its impossible to be racist against white people because they are the oppressors. Then complain that we can’t let blacks assimilate too much into their culture.
I take a huge offense to that type of thought pattern. First of all when you look up the term racism is doesn’t include at the end of the definition “but white people”. Second in history every person...
Having a really quality person following you, and...
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Being drunk on a tuesday may sound shocking
until you realize that when you are in college you can make a schedule that allows for that or when you become over the age of 21.
Honestly the best things happen during the weekdays. You are more likely to see a celebrity at any given club or bar on a weekday.
I need some trash to watch
Its one of those nghts. By one of those……I mean an awesome night in which I get drunk with my friend from across the pond and dance to daft punk.
But I need trashy films
hecat3 asked: How are you liking the new Spartacus season? I think the new guy is pretty good, but he's still just not Andy. :'(
Can I get some questions? Some Anons? Some...
I don’t know how I have a 1000+ but no talkers
I may gif myself out of sheer boredom
All the cool kids do it…
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Anonymous asked: you're lovely the way your are, when i see your 'thinspirations' it just makes me worried. love yourself, you're beautiful.
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I need to stop having crazy friends
But they are the most interesting people in the world.
saturnsdaughter:
Siouxsie & The Banshees
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