January 2012
My friend
woke up. Drank some beer, took a shot, puked, and took some more shots.
Give him a hand people. All before the ball drop
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NYE Countdown Part 2
4 shots
1 hard cider
Time: 11:24
Will I ever make my gingerbread house this year. Stay tune
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NYE Countdown
1 hard cider
2 shots
Time: 10:23
My friend...
Its so annoying when people start having an attitude problem and being children. I’m in a good mood but when if you start huffing I get pissed off. He gave me so much attitude that he swore it was in my mind and is now asleep on the couch.
I feel like he channeled his inner child at that very moment
December 2011
Wow, I wrote alot of stuff
On a random note. I went to pick up my gingerbeard house kit that I left at my former friend’s house. I stepped on a emotional landmine that exploded in like 5 minutes. It consisted of a whole bunch of crying and denial. So glad I am not going to be friends with him anymore or even talk to him. I don’t he wants to anyway because he hates me. Whatever, I got my gingerbread house to make...
WTF
I didn’t even realize my top was open when i took a picture of my vodka> I am so luckiy i was wearing a bra. Yeah…..I am going to wake up tomorrow and read all this shit.
Hope I don’t scare away people. I am a normal 23 year old who sometimes help sets up massive conferences, help edited 3 philosophy books, no kids, and an obsession with the internet. I also like to wear some...
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The fucked up thing about your 20's (if you read...
you know those people in high school that you thought were going down the wrong path or even random people that you only know because they are involved in your friends life. In your 20’s the actual hit that path like a speeding train. This is when it becomes (fill in the blank) is in jail/pregnant/drugs/crazy. By crazy I mean got sent to a psych ward. Yeah in your 20’s crazy takes on a...
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Nobody was home the first time I took a shower. I am going to be a rebel and take another one right now.
Call the police, I’m out of control
I lose
I had way too much pizza. A large pizza by myself was asking for trouble. I didn’t finish it but on the last slice I should have given up. I think it was the alcohol or maybe my inner fatass. I was just eating for taste that I stared at the pizza slice like an opponent. I decided I was going to conquer it regardless of my stomach limitations. As I ate it I realized I have ruined all good...
I won
I order dominos and got a large pizza with cinnasticks. They at first tried to charge me 24 dollars. I really didn’t want it after that then the lady dropped it to 21. I get my pizza they made it wrong but my friend was happy. I was not going to call when it hit me that I am drunk and deserve happy food. I called them back expecting them to say they would give me credit some other time. It...
I nominate Jenna Marbles and Kingsley to host the...
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Drunk Rants
I am on vodka and hard cider. Hard cider is like beer anyway since it is 6%. Have you ever been so drunk that you think that you are sober for some reason. I think I hit that point. Its a precursor for New years because I am going to cut my alcohol to an extreme minimum at least I hope. I think the fact that I have never had alcohol until a year and half ago gives me the ability to have coherent...
Drives me insane
When someone sits behind you and reads your computer screen. Its fucking annoying and you are violating my personal space.
Then you add to it by fighting with me when I ask you to leave to room. Fucking idiot now you have irritated me 10x more.
Tumblr is full of swag
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sorry.. i meant to say “swankers” Anyone that uses the word “swag” should be molested to death by a bear.
Oral Sex From An Aerial View Is Art On Tumblr
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DISCLAIMER: I’m not Hunter S. Thompson. I guarantee there will be something grammatically wrong in here.
When I saw a picture of a girl getting eaten out in a black and white aerial view I realized, maybe Tumblr was the right place for me all along. This is the free writing equivalent of Wolverine joining the X-Men. Finally there’s a place where I can feel at home after...
How to start a fight in my family
Buy Cheap wine and open but do not drink
Place in refrigerator and wait
When wine is almost gone. Ask who drank it
Sit back and enjoy the finger pointing and denial
Sometimes I like chaos
Debates of being an adult
Should I drive to a beer depot to see if it open so I can buy some alcohol or assume its closed and be a lazy ass?
As I changed my theme...
I had to pick a sidebar picture. I went through a phase of taking a lot of photos of myself. In perspective I should have deleted some of them but its on the internet now so who cares.
http://joehatesthewordblog.tumblr.com/
Follow him and bother him immensely it will bring him enjoyment whether its hate mail or not.
P.S He is my friend and used to talk shit about tumblr. ;)
This is me, I love myself. Yeah, fuck everyone...
Ah sure g'wan!
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
16. How old are you?
17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
18. What's your sexual orientation?
19. What's your favorite color?
20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
22. What were you like when you were a kid?
23. What would your dream house be like?
24. What last made you laugh?
25. What is your favorite word?
26. What is your least favorite word?
27. What turns you on?
28. What turns you off?
29. What is your star sign?
30. What are your favorite books?
31. Do you have any siblings?
32. Do you like to dance?
33. What is your definition of cheating?
34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
35. Do you regret anything?
36. Do you have any phobias?
37. Ever broken any bones?
38. Ever come close to death?
39. What is your religion, if any?
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
41. Are looks important in a relationship?
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
43. What is your favorite season?
44. Do you have any tattoos?
45. Do you have any piercings?
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
48. Who is your celebrity crush?
49. Are you a virgin?
50. Do you get jealous easily?
51. What is your favorite type of food?
52. Do you ever want to get married?
53. Who was your first kiss with?
54. Have you ever been cheated on?
55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
59. What is your saddest memory?
60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
61. Do you believe in soul mates?
62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
66. Who are you jealous of?
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
68. How long was your longest relationship?
69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
71. Who is your most loyal friend?
72. Are you in a relationship?
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
74. Are you a bad person?
75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
76. What did you do on your last birthday?
77. What is your favorite quote and why?
78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
83. Who were you in a past life?
84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
87. If you were the president, what would you do?
88. What is your ideal career?
89. What is your political affiliation?
90. Are you conservative or liberal?
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
92. Do you like kissing in public?
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
94. Where would you like to live?
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
96. Describe yourself in one word.
97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
100. What is the meaning of life?
Mushrooms And Happy Things
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DISCLAIMER: I’m not Hunter S. Thompson. I guarantee there will be something grammatically wrong in here.
I get it’s not good to talk about something classified as ‘illegal narcotics’ on social networking sites, but if talking about one of the happiest moments of my life turns off mediocre jobs doing background checks, I‘m fine with that. I hate when people post...
